Poem by David Perryman

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Poem by David Perryman CDC# AB1204
California Mens Colony State Prison
P.O. Box 8101
San Luis Obispo, Ca. 93409-8101
5-23-2013

If I had a Pen Pal

If I had a pen - pal I'd eat a live frog,
And tongue kiss a wild hog (oh no!).
I'd wrestle a bad breath bear,
and pull out my hair.
I'd swallow a nail,
and eat a moneys tail.
I'd stand in front of a stampede of rhinos,
and take on 100 kung fu winoes.
I'd sleep with a dirty smelly pig,
I'd ware a bright yellow wig.
I'd eat a bowl of bugs.
I'd kiss Godzilla's toes,
and put a golf ball up my nose.
I'd smell the fort of a co (oh no!)
Now that you gotta say wow.
These things show how bad I want a pen - Pal,
I will wait no matter the while.
But I must say over a bucket of chicken wings,
I sure hope I don't have to do these things.

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